Sunday, July 26, 2009

The New Face of Warefare

I was walking around D.C. today surrounded by a bunch of tourist families when I came to a sudden insight. America is not only at war with Iraq. We are at war with every nation with enough money to support a mcDonalds franchise.
Confused?
Let me explain.
This is the new face of espionage. After a couple of years of Mickey D's the only sort of battle these countries will be fit for is a sumo battle. And that my dear friends, is when we win.

Though, apparently through some treason is going on because it looks like Mickey D's has been waging war on Virginia.....

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Sonia Sotomayor

Now, at the start of the review process for Sonia Sotomayor's position on the Supreme Court I was fully confident in her qualification to be a judge. Her record is examplary; the American Bar Association gave her a unanimous rating of approval. Her "Wise Latina" comment, I am sure, is simply a matter of an accident of speech. She is fully smart enough to know that if she had said those words intentionally they could easily end her political career. Thus, I assume that it's an accident rather than racial bias. Even the firefighters case makes sense: she was simply following supreme court precedent. 
This is where the trouble begins. Supreme court precedent. Following supreme court precedent is laudable in a circuit judge. In fact, this is exactly what they are supposed to be doing. However, for a senator to accept such a response shows a lack of thought. Yes, this is the perfect quality in a circuit judge, but the supreme court sets precedent. If her attention is to go into the supreme court and "Stay the Course" she's going to be attempting to lock them into the year 2009. I expect to see more skepticism on the part of both Republicans and Democrats in the next couple of days.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Green Tea Cakes

Today someone brought over some "Green Tea Cakes." They had to be good because they were certified "China's Peoples Choice." The irony is just too good.

By the way, they were disgusting. 
Thanks for choosing wrong, Chinese government.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Dear Foundshit.com

Dear Foundshit.com. I have found it. 
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You can stop now. Your job is done.