The New Face of Warefare

I was walking around D.C. today surrounded by a bunch of tourist families when I came to a sudden insight. America is not only at war with Iraq. We are at war with every nation with enough money to support a mcDonalds franchise.

Confused?

Let me explain.

This is the new face of espionage. After a couple of years of Mickey D's the only sort of battle these countries will be fit for is a sumo battle. And that my dear friends, is when we win.

Though, apparently through some treason is going on because it looks like Mickey D's has been waging war on Virginia.....